Аннотация: MMMCDXCI. The Joker's smile on Kosti-NF. A story. - May 18, 2024.
The Joker's smile on Kosti-NF. A story.
Mrs. Quicktalker went to Mr. Wintertund's office at the beginning of the working day for instructions.
- Listen, - Mr. Wintertund said to Mrs. Quicktalker, - this amateur writer from the next house (Mr. Wintertund pointed to a high-rise building standing in the distance), - he does not want to join the Union of Correct Writers, he does not want to attend courses for beginners, he does not take a literary tutor from our Literary and Writing Institute, he behaves audaciously and constantly mentions the Constitution, constitutional rights!
Mr. Wintertund sighed and continued:
- I warned him: I met him on the street this morning, looked at him intently and pulled onto my face a "Joker's smile". This brute pulled the same smile onto his face and looked at me defiantly. If he doesn't understand the mysterious but important messages, then let's get serious about him!
- Of course! - Mrs. Quicktalker reacted. - We are preparing the news about how a male cleaner in Benelukv threw an unextinguished cigarette into a trash bin, and there was panic in a large store.
- Good! - But you give in air the news that the unextinguished cigarette was thrown not by a male cleaner, but by a "writer".
- What kind of "writer" is he? - Mrs. Quicktalker was surprised. - Does he write poetry or novels with a broom on the floor of the store?
- And he lives in Benelukv, - Mr. Wintertund explained, - we will give the news: the "writer" threw an unextinguished cigarette - and no one will be able to object anything. Almost no one goes to Benelukv now. Yes, even if our tourists were there, what could they object to? Come on, the news: the "writer" threw an unextinguished cigarette!
- Okay! - Mrs. Quicktalker replied and she went to her workplace.
In the middle of the day, she went into Mr. Wintertund's office for another batch of instructions.
- Okay, the panic in Benelukv arose because of the "writer"! - Mr. Wintertund approved. - What else do you have?
- The driver of the garbage truck backed up and rammed ten expensive cars.
- Where was that?
- In the city of Zaprudensk.
- Let's issue the news: the "writer", driving a huge garbage truck, deformed ten expensive cars.
- What kind of "writer" is he? When he passed exams for a driver's license, he either made marks on sheets of paper, or they wrote words instead of him - in the tests. Our local correspondent (from Zaprudensk) called me from, he has already found out everything.
Mr. Wintertund's face was filled with blood:
- You must think about what you're doing, at first! People like you are sent to the wilderness, to Saratov, so that they can do the fact-checking there. You're losing your bonus this month. And I'm warning you about the incomplete compliance of the position you hold.
- I'll give to air the news: the "writer", - Mrs. Quicktalker tried to defend her right to the bonus.
- I don't want to see you! - Mr. Wintertund waved away as if from a fly, pointing to the door.
Angrily, he looked at the high-rise building standing in the distance.
Mrs. Quicktalker, trying not to annoy Mr. Wintertund, cautiously left his office.
May 17, 2024 23:45
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